Funny online dating comments

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If you've ever given online dating a try, you know that whether you're browsing profiles, "super liking" someone or sending that first (or second...or third...) message, a whole lot of questions (and frustrations) come up.On a dating site, a generic message is the kiss of death. ” and what I hear is “Please feel free to delete this message.I don’t care enough to try.” Impersonal greetings are just lazy, and I don’t have time to respond to hundreds of identical “sups” from people who may or may not be interested in me personally.” a good GIF can get the ball rolling and make your date laugh. The tone in this conversation is playful, which is what you want in those initial messages. A little banter can endear someone to you and lead to a fruitful relationship based on good laughs. Check out College Humor’s Tinder puns for more clever quips to send first messages where the pun is definitely intended. Here’s an example of a funny online message that goes too far.The Virtual Dating Assistants (Vi DA) gives a great example of the right way to give praise: “Wow… I know a lot of people groan at the mere mention of a pun, but hear me out. In my dating profile, I make it clear that I’m a huge fan of the Harry Potter series, so I’ve heard a lot of HP-related pick-up lines. Here are a few good examples: Sometimes there’s a fine line between being original and being crass. After matching on a dating app, Travis wrote the following first message: “Are you the SAT because I’d do you for three hours and 45 minutes with a 10-minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I would stare at you and think ‘Wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.'” His desired fling answered, “You ruined it before you sharpened your pencil.” Ouch.He replied, “So I guess the question at this point is, do you want the D?” Which just goes to show that sometimes dick jokes can be done well if you’re clever enough.

If you don't believe us, listen to these bon mots and anecdotes about finding love on the web...

But it pays to show you’re not simply copy and pasting a message to everyone online. Online Dating Advice came up with some hilarious and unique messages to catch someone’s attention — including one claiming the person is too attractive for the dating site.

“I deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks,” the example message reads.

“I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, lord of the seas.” A GIF is an easy and amusing way to start a conversation on a dating app.

It doesn’t take a razor sharp wit, but it still shows off your creativity.

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